If your pants are on fire, bieng a liar is much less important.


– Hey

So today the title of the blog has absolutely nothing to do with the content pf this post. Todays post is complied of as many lame jokes as I could remember from earlier days, or yesterday. The time is so not relevant. So here it goes.

  • Muffin 1: Woah, its really hot in here
  • Muffin 2: Holy Crap a talking muffin!

Why is 6 afraid of 7?? Cos’ 789

Whats brown and sticky? A stick! <– That was funny huh?

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary, and those who dont

What are the two dirtiest animals on the farmyard? Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other “do you know how to drive this thing”

Why can a nose never be 12 inches long? The it would be a foot

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Smells like carrots

What do vegetarian zombies say? GRAINNNNNNS!

What do you get when you put a sheep on a trampoline? A woolly jumper

How do you get an 80 year old women to swear? You get another 80 year old woman to shout BINGO!

What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? one goes Whack! darn, the other goes Darn! Whack

A duck walks into a bar wearing only 1 shoe, the bartender says “um you lost a shoe.” The duck says “No! I found one.”

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!

A baby seal walks into a club…tee hee hee

So the last one was mean…sorry. But thats about it. Thanks for reading!

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